Nobody Cares What Everett Wright Has To Say

January 23 - 30 2012

Partied 2 days in a row for a bday and took the last day off I had to recover. Got ripped off pretty bad by one of the party goers. They took 20 bucks from me to get a pizza they said they could get for a deal. Some friends went with them, and I knew them anyway so I figured it was okay. 3 hours passed. My one friend comes back in with a pizza box that has 4 cold pieces of pizza and a chicken wing bone in the middle. Turns out the pizza was free all along and they took my 20 bucks to buy coke with. They stayed there and talked to everyone for an hour then left back to their house where they sat there eating the pizza dealing the coke they just bought and gave the wings and garlic bread to their mom. No one wanted their coke because they were cutting it with 90% baking powder and then they finally freed my friend to come back to their birthday party.

This is why everyone moves away from here.

(and I just remembered they also sprayed their blood on my bathroom wall somehow from shooting up in it)

January 17 - 23 2012

Went bowling on the weekend and sucked at it. Learned that you have to stick with the same ball the whole time or you probably won’t do any good. Tried to do that little twist thing you do at the end of when you roll the ball, it just made me look gay and it immediately went in the gutter.

January 11 - 16 2012

Now that I have my new day minder I’m getting a ton of shit done again. I can’t seem to stay organized and motivated unless things are written down. I have no memory.

Fuck athlete’s foot.

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ASK ALEX

Authour Anonymous

Ask Alex is based on the totally not fake journal of a teenage drug user. It is not a definitive statement on the teenage drug world.  It might offer some solutions. It is kind of a personal and specific chronicle (in some parts). As such it’d be okay with us if it provided some insight into the problems of today’s complicated world. Names dates places and certain events have been changed in accordance with the wishes of just about no one.

-The Editors

January 11^th

I bought this diary because I feel like I have a lot to say that nobody cares about hearing, so it’s best to write it down. It feels pretty good!

Yesterday I was a pretty miserable fuck. Yesterday feels like 2 seconds ago. Time is passing so quickly now, and things seem to be getting pretty monotonous. Get up, go to school, come home, have some dinner, chill out, then bed. I really wanna do something with my time. I want to get more active, maybe pick up a hobby or something. I don’t have much going on in my life.  I figure writing this journal will help me get my shit in order.

My room is a mess. I don’t think anyone cares except me. When my friends are over they sit in literal piles of trash and don’t seem to mind. Neither of my parents seem to care either.

 Mainly, I wanted to write about yesterday. There was this girl I sort of wanted to ask out, and did but then I changed my mind and didn’t show up where we planned to meet. I felt pretty bad about it. Dunno why I did that. I was tired and I guess I might not be all that into her.  She seems a bit “fake”.

January 12^th

School was actually pretty fun. The first half of the day was an assembly so we ducked out and got some pizza. My one buddy smokes, he always offers me ciggies and I always turn him down. He thinks it’s funny.

We found out later that the assembly was about smoking. Jenn told me that there was a woman presenter that said if she catches anyone smoking outside the school at the bus stop she’ll call the cops. It seems like everyone had a good laugh about the whole thing. At least it was good for that. The last half of the day the teachers let us have catch up time. Since I have everything done already I just sat there and read. Even the bus ride home was better than normal. I mean as far as bus rides go. This time, no one flicked any pennies at the bus driver, nor did they throw any pudding. Odd for that not to happen.

January 14^th

Dad’s bday was so fuckin’ fun. I never thought I’d have such a blast at an old person’s birthday party. He gave me beers all night, he must figure I’m old enough since legal age is so close. I got trashed and he thought it was hilarious. He was wasted too.

January 15^th

I have to poop. I have to poop something fierce. I gotta take a huge shit.

I am drunk.

January 22^nd

I haven’t written this past week because everything has been so hectic and fun. I’m suddenly getting along so much better with everyone. I don’t know what happened, but it seems like everyone I talk to falls in love with me! I must have met at least 5 new friends this week. I was expecting highschool to be dull but I’m having a great time so far. Everything’s peachy lately. I’ve been losing weight and getting toned up, might be why girls seem to be a bit more interested in me. I wasn’t in bad shape to begin with though. I think they just like how happy I’ve been this past week. Dad also confirmed that he doesn’t care if I get drunk, as long as I do okay in school and don’t drink and drive or anything stupid like that, which is perfectly fine with me. Yesterday Candice had a party and I brought the booze. It was good times, and I was a party hero.

January 27^th

Bummer. Dad got laid off. He says we might have to move if he can’t find a job nearby. On the bright side he can get some sort of wacky pension for a year or two so we don’t have to worry about eating macaroni and cheese every night.

 I’m gonna order a pizza.

January 10 2012

Tonight I start writing a book. I’ll be releasing it as Anonymous, but I don’t really care if anyone knows I wrote it, it’s mostly for effect.

Basically it’s the opposite of “Go Ask Alice” which was a book about a girl that did drugs and ridiculously bad things happened to her. It was marketed as a true sotry and a warning tale against drugs.

Allegedly it was a sham, and was written by an anti-fun mormon youth Counselor, who went on to write a handful of other bogus diaries attempting to make sure young people never do anything enjoyable.

So if they get to make a book and lie the whole time, I’m going to make one and tell mostly the truth through a fictional story, I’ll make it obvious, and if anyone asks I will probably make tongue-in-cheek lies about it being real.

The premise is; a young man does drugs and a bunch of good things happen to him. A totally not fake journal by Anonymous.

January 03 - 09 2012

Just been struggling with athlete’s goddamn foot.

December 20 2011 - January 02 2012

Had a new year’s party, and set out the ton of candy we got for Christmas. 8 or so people still couldn’t finish it all. We’ve been eating candy non stop since the 25th,I spit blood every time I brush my teeth.

When the year changed I was in the apartment lobby receiving 2 pizzas. They were demolished within minutes.